1 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:35,333 "One day, when he was naughty, 2 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:39,542 Mr Bunnsy looked over the hedge into Farmer Fred's field 3 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:43,542 and it was full of green lettuces." 4 00:01:43,583 --> 00:01:47,833 "Mr Bunnsy, however, was not full of lettuces." 5 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:50,625 "This did not seem fair." 6 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:52,875 Not fair at all! 7 00:01:52,917 --> 00:01:55,625 So there you go. Those are the opening words 8 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:58,708 to Mr Bunnsy Has An Adventure. 9 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:02,042 But that is not the story you will see. 10 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:06,458 This, what you're watching right now, is called a framing device, 11 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:09,417 a story that wraps around the main story 12 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:13,042 like a warm blanket around a baby. 13 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:14,875 Steady there. Right! 14 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:17,500 Now, we have to get your story started. 15 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:21,542 And it's not about cute rabbits wearing clothes. Not at all! 16 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:23,417 In fact, 17 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:25,125 your story 18 00:02:25,167 --> 00:02:27,708 is all about... 19 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:29,667 Rats! 20 00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:31,833 You've got... 21 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,542 ..r-r-rats! 22 00:02:33,583 --> 00:02:35,625 Rats! 23 00:02:35,667 --> 00:02:37,667 ♪ Twitching noses, cunning faces 24 00:02:37,708 --> 00:02:39,458 ♪ Hiding in the strangest places 25 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,458 ♪ Always gnawing, clawing, peeking 26 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,500 ♪ Climbing, jumping, squealing, squeaking 27 00:02:43,542 --> 00:02:45,750 Agh! 28 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:47,083 Cluck! Cluck! 29 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,958 ♪ Greedy for your precious treat 30 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,958 ♪ They lick the crumbs from off their feet 31 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,958 ♪ They undermine your soil and ground 32 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,833 ♪ Try to catch them, can't be found! 33 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,625 Hey, that cat can talk! 34 00:02:57,667 --> 00:03:00,250 Rats! 35 00:03:00,292 --> 00:03:03,208 You've... got... rats! 36 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:06,208 Rats! Whaaat?! 37 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:07,875 ♪ Nibbling here, napping there 38 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:09,917 ♪ They widdle on your tableware 39 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:12,167 ♪ You try to poison, trap and shoot them 40 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:14,458 ♪ Race and chase and stomp and boot them 41 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,625 ♪ They leap with marvellous agility 42 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:19,708 ♪ No beast can match their sheer... 43 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:21,833 Er... Erm... 44 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:24,292 ..adaptability? 45 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:29,167 ♪ Rats! Rats! ♪ You've got multiplying rats! 46 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,375 ♪ You've... ♪ You've... 47 00:03:30,417 --> 00:03:32,333 ♪ Got rats! ♪ Got rats! 48 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:35,375 ♪ Rats! ♪ 49 00:03:38,542 --> 00:03:40,542 There really aren't all that many. 50 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:43,833 You don't need many for a plague, not if they know their business. 51 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:47,333 One rat taking a bath in fresh cream and widdling in the flour? 52 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:51,458 Could be a plague all by himself! 53 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,625 A plague? We're doomed! 54 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:57,458 I suppose you want us to pay you to get rid of them! Me? 55 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:00,375 Just one lone cat? Against all that? 56 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:05,375 Well, I am good, it's true, but no, no, no, no, 57 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:06,875 one cat will never do. 58 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:09,000 Oh, what, then? What? 59 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:11,125 You need... 60 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,500 ..the Piper. 61 00:04:23,792 --> 00:04:25,458 That's not the Pied Piper! 62 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:29,333 Hm! Not the real one, anyway. 63 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:35,375 Your saviour has arrived. Come on, pony up! 64 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,500 Oh, it's working! 65 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:46,875 Yes! 66 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:48,833 They're leaving! They're leaving! 67 00:05:07,292 --> 00:05:10,708 Whoaaa! 68 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:12,667 Ahhh... 69 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:19,792 Yay! No more rats! 70 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:22,458 No more rats! Whoo! 71 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:26,583 Hey! Where did the talking cat go? 72 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:38,333 Whose brilliant idea was the cliff? 73 00:05:38,375 --> 00:05:42,000 The swimming and the water - pfft! - up my nose? 74 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,000 Sorry! Sorry! 75 00:05:44,042 --> 00:05:47,000 That was me! Whoa! 76 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:51,542 The idea just kind of hit me and I ran with it! 77 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:55,958 Ah, that was fun! 78 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,375 Let's do it again! Ooh! It did provide dramatic flair! 79 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:03,792 A climactic end to the affair! 80 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:07,292 Yo! Who thinks Keith here 81 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:09,292 needs to go for a little swim himself? 82 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:13,333 All in favour? Aye! 83 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:15,750 Well, that went well! 84 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,708 Says the cat who's perfectly dry. 85 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:21,250 But look! Cash! Money! 86 00:06:21,292 --> 00:06:23,125 Ahem-hem! 87 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:26,333 That sound always spells trouble. 88 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:28,833 Ahem! Morris... 89 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:32,375 Peaches, Peaches... How many times? It's "Maurice"! 90 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:34,333 "Mauriiice." 91 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:36,542 All right, fine, out with it. 92 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:41,375 Well, Morris, Dangerous Beans thinks we shouldn't live by trickery. 93 00:06:41,417 --> 00:06:44,167 Oh? Is that what Dangerous Beans thinks? 94 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:45,708 You know, some think 95 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:49,917 there's a good deal too much thinking going on, and I think I agree. 96 00:06:49,958 --> 00:06:51,833 Peaches is right. 97 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:58,083 With our newfound intelligence comes a conscience. 98 00:06:58,125 --> 00:07:02,375 We must ask, "Is it right to trick people?" 99 00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:06,625 But trickery is what humans are all about! 100 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:08,500 They're so keen on tricking each other, 101 00:07:08,542 --> 00:07:11,000 they elect governments to do it for them! 102 00:07:11,042 --> 00:07:16,042 But does it feel right? Ahem! What Dangerous Beans means is, 103 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:19,083 "Do we really need to keep doing THIS?" 104 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:22,042 "Doing this"? Well, of course, no! 105 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:25,792 In fact, I don't have to be here at all! I'm a cat, right? 106 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:30,000 There's no end of things I could be doing, because people like cats. 107 00:07:30,042 --> 00:07:35,375 Instead, I choose to help a bunch of ungrateful rodents 108 00:07:35,417 --> 00:07:39,708 who are not exactly number one favourites with humans. Right? 109 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,542 But if I may remind you, 110 00:07:41,583 --> 00:07:47,042 you were the ones who wanted to find the island paradise. 111 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:50,167 Paradise... 112 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:53,375 Bring forth the sacred book. 113 00:07:53,417 --> 00:07:56,042 Hey, hey, Keith! Hm? 114 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:59,458 The sacred book! Oh, yes, yes! Er... Ahem! 115 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:02,250 There you go. 116 00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:09,250 Ah, this is where we're headed! 117 00:08:09,292 --> 00:08:10,958 An ideal land, 118 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,042 where animals talk 119 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:17,250 and live side-by-side with people in peace! 120 00:08:17,292 --> 00:08:20,750 Oh, look! Animals wearing clothes. 121 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:24,667 A rabbit who walks on his hind legs and wears a blue suit. 122 00:08:24,708 --> 00:08:26,458 And there's a rat called Rupert 123 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,042 and a stoat who goes by the name of Howard. 124 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:31,417 And Olly the Snake is a bit of a rascal, 125 00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:34,708 but don't worry, nothing truly bad ever happens there! 126 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:37,208 It is paradise! 127 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,583 In the land of Mr Bunnsy, 128 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:44,458 there are no poisons, there are no traps! 129 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:47,333 None of the animals eats any of the others. 130 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:49,708 It IS paradise. 131 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:53,792 We must find this place. Exactly! 132 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,958 You've been there, right, Morris? 133 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,458 Me? The Amazing Maurice? 134 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:03,375 Er, no, not personally, no. But I've spoken to many cats who have. 135 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:09,125 As we all know, it's an island. A beautiful faraway island. 136 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:13,125 And to get to the island, we need what? Boats. Right? 137 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:16,292 And to get boats, we need what? Money. Right? 138 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:19,375 We have to keep making money. Understand? 139 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,875 Fine. That's settled, then. 140 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:28,500 Keith, let's go. Oh! Our next target is this way. OK, coming! 141 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:29,833 Oof! 142 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:39,083 Perhaps... one more town. 143 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:41,292 Yay! 144 00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:54,458 Now, in fact, Morris was lying. 145 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,458 That's the beauty of the framing device, see? 146 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:00,958 I get to tell you stuff about this story you wouldn't otherwise know. 147 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,500 Like, I can tell you that Morris never spoke to other cats 148 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:08,125 because no other cat could speak back. 149 00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:10,708 Morris was as unique as the rats! 150 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:14,042 He knew money was important, so he lied to the rats to make more of it. 151 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:16,958 In truth, he was building himself a nest egg 152 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:21,542 so he could make good on his deluxe retirement plan. 153 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:25,375 And now you know Mr Bunnsy is important to the story 154 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:28,333 because the rats believe he is real. 155 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:32,500 They think they can find a land where all the animals talk 156 00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:35,625 and live happily ever after. 157 00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:38,625 "Farmer Fred opened his door 158 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:43,708 and saw all the animals of Furry Bottom waiting for him." 159 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:47,750 "We can't find Mr Bunnsy!" ..they cried. 160 00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:49,792 If that sounds ominous 161 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:53,875 it's because it's called foreshadowing. 162 00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:56,042 Which is kind of a promise to you, 163 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:58,750 letting you know that if you keep with the story, 164 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,792 it's going to get... 165 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:06,292 ..ugly. Really ugly! 166 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,208 You, my dear fellows, are the best rat catchers around 167 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:11,708 and you've done a great job, of course you have. 168 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,500 There are no rats anywhere in the town! 169 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:16,958 Thank you, Mr Mayor! 170 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,208 That we can see. 171 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,833 Er, what's that? It's just that, 172 00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:25,000 well, the food in the town continues to... 173 00:11:25,042 --> 00:11:26,250 ..disappear! 174 00:11:26,292 --> 00:11:28,750 It's just... 175 00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:32,208 ..gone.Huh? Poof! Uh?! 176 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:41,833 We are in the midst of a famine! 177 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:46,250 What are you trying to say? Or, in fact, saying? 178 00:11:46,292 --> 00:11:49,708 What I am trying to say, or at least imply, strongly, 179 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,917 is that there must be a connection! 180 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:56,250 Connection? 181 00:11:56,292 --> 00:11:58,458 The rats? The food? 182 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:03,000 It's rather strange, isn't it? 183 00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:07,458 Talking of strange, that, er, new fellow in town, your employer, 184 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,792 what's his name, It's, er...? Boss Man. 185 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:13,833 Yes, yes, yes. Well, with all those clothes 186 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,625 and that scarf and the hat, I-I can't really see him, 187 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:19,417 you know, your boss, I mean. 188 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:22,750 Strange, you say? 189 00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:24,250 Er, not that strange! 190 00:12:24,292 --> 00:12:27,000 Have you considered 191 00:12:27,042 --> 00:12:30,542 that what you have here, 192 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,333 with the missing food, 193 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:37,333 is a mystery? Mystery! Oh, yes! That's correct! 194 00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:41,250 And with the rats gone, none to be found, 195 00:12:41,292 --> 00:12:44,458 that factor is simply... 196 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,625 ..unrelated. 197 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,333 Unrelated! 198 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:52,875 Mm-hm. 199 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,667 Always nice to do business with you, 200 00:12:57,708 --> 00:13:00,208 Mr Mayor! 201 00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:05,542 Mum? What is it, love? 202 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,875 I'm hungry! 203 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:11,417 How about we pick leaves from the ground and make leaf sandwiches? 204 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:15,417 With no bread. Just leaves. And imaginary jam. 205 00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:26,125 Stay low. Quiet as mice. 206 00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:37,875 Remember, this is a new town. 207 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:41,458 There's bound to be new traps and poisons. 208 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:46,583 Allow me. 209 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:52,000 Why do we wear clothes? It makes no... sense! 210 00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:55,792 Unless we're on stage! 211 00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:58,792 Dangerous Beans says it's civilised. 212 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,792 And the concept of the belt is worthy. 213 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:03,917 You never know what you're going to need next. 214 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:06,208 Move on! 215 00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:13,583 All right, let's stop here! 216 00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:19,708 Number Three Platoon - In-Brine, Sell-By, Sardines and Delicious, 217 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,292 you're on widdling duty. 218 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,875 Go to it! If I don't hear ladies screaming 219 00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:27,167 and running out of their kitchens within ten minutes, 220 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,417 then you're not the rats I think you are. 221 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:32,417 Number Two Platoon - Big Savings, Best Before, 222 00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:34,458 Special Offer and Do Not Enter, 223 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,208 you're on trap disposal. 224 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,667 Use caution. Never rush, never run. 225 00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:42,417 We don't want to be like the first mouse, eh? No! 226 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:46,250 Right! What mouse do we want to be like? The second mouse! 227 00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:51,208 Because? Because the second mouse gets the cheese! 228 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,625 You have a question? 229 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:57,125 Er, what does the first mouse get? 230 00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,917 The trap. See? 231 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:21,125 And then the Bone Rat comes for ya! 232 00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:24,625 The Bone... ..Rat? 233 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:27,750 Mm-mm. 234 00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,583 All right! Go! Go! Go! 235 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,833 Keith and Maurice will be in position soon. 236 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:35,542 You know what worries me, Dangerous Beans? 237 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:38,542 What is it that worries you, Darktan? 238 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,917 There aren't any local rats here. Normal rats, you know? 239 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:45,208 Rat tunnels? Yeah. Rat droppings? In abundance! 240 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,042 But we've seen no actual rats. 241 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:49,125 A town like this should be full of 'em. 242 00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:50,958 Hm. It smells, doesn't it? 243 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,042 Yeah. It smells. 244 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:57,333 It smells like a... 245 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,375 A mystery. 246 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:13,958 Hm. It's still all quiet. 247 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:18,375 Sounds like the lads didn't start their plague show yet. 248 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:26,500 50 cents for every dead rat? 249 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,333 They seem serious. 250 00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:34,625 50 cents! Huh! Must be a rich town. 251 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:38,042 That's good. That's very good. It means more money for me. Oh! 252 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:42,708 For us! For us, of course! 253 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:50,333 Yeah, looks like a town with opportunities. 254 00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,917 But have you noticed... 255 00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:55,667 ..there's no food?! 256 00:16:55,708 --> 00:17:00,917 That is odd! For a market town. Yeah. Especially when you're hungry. 257 00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:04,125 Which is my way of saying, "I'm really hungry!" 258 00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:07,208 Oh, look, this one's open! Ahem! 259 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,083 Good day to you, sir! 260 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,750 We're looking for... food? 261 00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:14,750 Yes, well, there you go. Right under your nose. 262 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:18,333 Oh. Well, I guess, erm, how much for the... 263 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,833 Too late. Huh? It's gone. 264 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,833 No, but we're very... And now we're closed. Sorry! 265 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:25,500 Have a nice day! 266 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:28,708 Maurice, what... What do you think? Maurice? 267 00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:32,375 Maurice! 268 00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,000 Maurice? 269 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,208 Maurice? 270 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,083 Agh! Oof! 271 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:45,417 It has everything you would traditionally want in a kitchen, 272 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,792 except for something to eat. 273 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:50,542 Maurice, please, let's go, before someone... 274 00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:54,417 Quick, scratch me on the head! There's a girl looking at us. 275 00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,042 What? 276 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:03,125 Who's to say a narrator can't also appear in the story she's telling? 277 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,500 Did that cat just say something? 278 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:09,333 Huh? Cats can't talk! Everybody knows that. 279 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:11,667 Ah, I get it. You brought the cat here 280 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:14,375 because you know there's a famine and you're going to sell it. 281 00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:16,625 There's at least two good meals on those bones. 282 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:19,083 What? You eat cats here? 283 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,500 Ha! Got you! 284 00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:23,250 Yep, she got ya. Mm. 285 00:18:23,292 --> 00:18:25,375 Well, there's some milk that's not gone hard yet, 286 00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:28,042 and a couple of fish heads. That will have to do. 287 00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:30,500 Do? That will be ideal! 288 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,125 But maybe we shouldn't eat your food if there is so little? 289 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:36,542 No, no, no. My father, who happens to be the mayor, by the way, 290 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,375 says we need to be hospitable. 291 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,000 So tell me your name. 292 00:18:40,042 --> 00:18:41,417 Er, Keith. 293 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:45,042 Oh, that won't do! No hint of mystery. 294 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,250 It just hints of... Keith! 295 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:51,292 Are you sure that's your real name? I don't know. I'm an orphan. 296 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:54,333 Ah, yeah! Mm! That's more like it. A mysterious past. 297 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,417 You were stolen at birth, I expect. 298 00:18:56,458 --> 00:19:00,000 You're probably the rightful king of some distant country 299 00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:02,458 and they found someone who looked like you and did a swap! 300 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,833 In that case, you'll have a magic sword, 301 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:08,750 only it won't look magic, you see, until it's time for you 302 00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:11,417 to manifest your destiny! 303 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:15,333 You were probably found on a doorstep. Er, actually a hay cart. 304 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:19,958 Just as good! Hey, it's customary when somebody asks your name 305 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,750 to reciprocate and ask them theirs. 306 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,417 I'm Malicia Grim, by the way. 307 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,167 Er... Hello, 308 00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:31,000 erm, Malicia. 309 00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:35,167 Nice, erm, to... No! Sardines! Back! 310 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,083 Rat! 311 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,667 Sardines, no! Easy on the tap dancing! 312 00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:46,375 Sorry! I've just got these... 313 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,458 ..d-dancing feet! 314 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,167 Whoa! Ugh! 315 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:57,625 All right. I think it goes like this... 316 00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:02,458 This rat is clearly a magical rat. I bet he's not the only one. 317 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,292 Born that way, or something happened to him, or them, 318 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:08,792 and now they're quite intelligent, despite the tap dancing. 319 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:13,125 And the cat is friends with you... Why would rats and a cat be friends? 320 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:17,292 There must be some kind of an arrangement. No, don't tell me! 321 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:20,292 I shouldn't think anyone ever has to tell you anything. 322 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,250 Something to do with plagues of rats, right? 323 00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:25,833 All those towns we've heard about? You got together with Keith here 324 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:29,083 and you go from town to town pretending to BE a plague of rats, 325 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:33,167 Keith pretends to be a pied piper and they all follow him out 326 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:36,542 and you make loads of cash, right? 327 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,208 It's all a big swindle. 328 00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,958 She's got us bang to rights, boss. 329 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,083 You won't tell on us, will you? Ha! 330 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:49,292 A talking cat and a talking, tap-dancing rat? 331 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,500 They'll think I'm making up stories again 332 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:55,417 and I'll be locked out of my room as punishment. Locked out? 333 00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:59,833 So I can't get to my books. It might not be obvious, but I read a lot. 334 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:02,083 My father says "Too much!" 335 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,375 Ah! 336 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:07,000 So, here's the question - how did you learn to talk? 337 00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:09,375 In a real story, this is where we'd get a flashback. 338 00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:12,667 Flashback? What's that? It's where you get the backstory. 339 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:15,958 Go ahead, tell me what happened. 340 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:20,417 There doesn't seem to be a way to tell her no. 341 00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:23,542 What happened? Er... 342 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,833 No-one knows for sure, you know, but, erm... 343 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:30,333 Rats eat rubbish. That's what we do! 344 00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:33,500 That was back when we were just normal, everyday rats, 345 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,208 squeaking and squabbling. 346 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:38,625 We ate whatever we could find. The stubs of candles, for example! 347 00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:40,542 We love candle stubs! 348 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:42,583 And a weather-beaten broomstick. 349 00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:46,667 That can be good to get your teeth into. And powders and potions. 350 00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:50,208 We drank green bubbly stuff from the bottoms of cauldrons 351 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,875 and gnawed our way through worn-out spell books. 352 00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:55,583 Ha! Doesn't sound like an ordinary rubbish heap! 353 00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,292 We eventually figured that out. 354 00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:01,500 The dump belonged to Unseen University of Ankh-Morpork... 355 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:06,375 ..the establishment of learning, where magic is studied. 356 00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:10,167 All the mixed-up magic leftovers from the men in pointy hats! 357 00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:11,292 I like it. 358 00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,333 Once we got smart, we learned to read 359 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,917 and gave ourselves names from the things we found in the dump. 360 00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:17,750 "Sardines." 361 00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:19,708 "Peaches." 362 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,917 "In-Brine!" 363 00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:24,875 What of the cat? Cats don't eat any old rubbish. 364 00:22:24,917 --> 00:22:27,375 Decidedly not! He never ate anything off the dump, 365 00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:30,583 but he did get intelligent around the same time. 366 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:33,667 As an intelligent cat, I do vow, and it is a point of pride, 367 00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:36,125 to not eat anything that can speak. 368 00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:39,958 I know just what we must do next to solve the mystery of our town! 369 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,875 Huh? What mystery? The missing food! The rats are gone! 370 00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:47,083 Why else would you be in this story, if not to solve the mystery? 371 00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:50,000 We need to sneak into the Rat-Catcher's Guild 372 00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:52,667 and find out what they're up to. 373 00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:56,083 Ah. I am oddly compelled to follow. 374 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:59,708 It's a gift. I'm off to get my adventure bag. 375 00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:03,958 Yah! Ready? 376 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,125 Let's go! 377 00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:12,500 I think I love her. 378 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,667 Er, sir? 379 00:23:24,708 --> 00:23:27,833 You, er, you wanted to see us, 380 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:30,292 sir. 381 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:33,917 There are new rats in town. 382 00:23:33,958 --> 00:23:38,542 Are you sure, sir? 383 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:43,458 The traps are empty. We... I can feel it! 384 00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:49,833 Catch them and bring them to me. 385 00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:52,667 Yes, sir! Right off, sir! 386 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:55,000 You know I have a thing... 387 00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:57,542 ..for rats. 388 00:24:06,917 --> 00:24:09,833 Important safety tip. 389 00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:12,500 Don't eat a dead rat that just ate something, 390 00:24:12,542 --> 00:24:15,292 that just ate something, that made it dead. 391 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:18,708 Dangerous Beans says we shouldn't eat rats at all. 392 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:22,875 True. Very true. Unless you're hungry. 393 00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:26,583 But rats are always hungry. My point exactly. 394 00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:29,542 Strange. 395 00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:32,125 Reminds me of, erm, 396 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:34,792 a Prattle and Johnson Little Snapper, 397 00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:37,250 but those are not round like this one. 398 00:24:37,292 --> 00:24:39,708 Mm... 399 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:45,292 Ah... And there's no extra safety catch. 400 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:48,750 I think we need... Mr Clicky. 401 00:24:48,792 --> 00:24:52,417 Mr Clicky! Come on, Mr Clicky. 402 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:57,375 Mr Clicky! 403 00:24:57,417 --> 00:24:58,708 Oy, good luck, buddy! 404 00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:00,792 It's showtime, Mr Clicky! 405 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,708 Go, Mr Clicky, you can do it! 406 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,667 On the double, soldier. 407 00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:09,625 What are you waiting for? 408 00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:12,292 Time to do your duty. 409 00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:15,167 Mr Clicky? Hey! 410 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:18,458 Where do you think you're going?! Come on, lad! 411 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,625 You're made of metal. This... 412 00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:22,417 can't... hurt. 413 00:25:22,458 --> 00:25:23,875 Ugh! 414 00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:27,167 Darktan?! 415 00:25:31,167 --> 00:25:33,750 Wh... What? 416 00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:39,083 What is this? 417 00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:41,583 Ingenious. Never seen this before. 418 00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:45,583 It's a cage. A cage. 419 00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:48,333 A cage! 420 00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:50,500 What's a cage? 421 00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:52,917 It's used to capture a rat. 422 00:25:52,958 --> 00:25:56,500 Who would want to keep a rat? 423 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:14,792 "And because of Olly the Snake's trick with the road sign, 424 00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:19,917 Mr Bunnsy did not know that he had lost his way." 425 00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:23,167 "He wasn't going to Howard the Stoat's tea party." 426 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:28,792 "He was heading into the Dark Wood." 427 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:46,208 She seems to think that it's no good looking inconspicuous 428 00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:51,083 unless people can tell that you are being inconspicuous. 429 00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:56,250 The trouble is, your lady friend thinks life works like a fairy tale. 430 00:26:56,292 --> 00:26:59,083 Mm. That's harmless, though, isn't it? 431 00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:01,667 Maybe. But in fairy tales, 432 00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:04,125 when someone gets hurt... 433 00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:07,458 ..it's just a word. 434 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,167 Hm? 435 00:27:15,792 --> 00:27:18,958 Luckily, I'm prepared for every eventuality. 436 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,667 The grapnel and the rope ladder take up a lot of room. 437 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:25,000 And then there's the medicine kit and the kettle, the back-up kettle, 438 00:27:25,042 --> 00:27:28,125 the sewing kit... ..and the mirror for sending signals 439 00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:30,333 and these! 440 00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:34,417 Hair pins? You just push it into the keyhole and twiddle. 441 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:38,083 Malicia, those things work in stories, not... That's right! 442 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:42,292 Oh, dear me. So, we're back in your story, are we? 443 00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:43,917 And what am I in your story? 444 00:27:43,958 --> 00:27:48,208 Mm, not sure. You're not handsome enough for a love interest 445 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,792 and you're not funny enough for comic relief. 446 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:53,458 Maybe you're just the sympathetic friend 447 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:57,625 who serves as a sounding board to help me resolve my ethical dilemmas. 448 00:27:57,667 --> 00:28:00,583 H-How is it you know how to pick locks? 449 00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:03,875 I told you, they lock me out of my room to punish me. 450 00:28:03,917 --> 00:28:07,542 I've seen thieves at work, "cat burglars" they call them 451 00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:10,000 because they are nearly as clever as cats. 452 00:28:10,042 --> 00:28:12,292 They have complicated little tools 453 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:14,750 which are used with great care and precision. 454 00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:16,708 They don't ever just... 455 00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:19,375 There we are! 456 00:28:19,417 --> 00:28:21,208 That was luck. 457 00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:28,417 Oh, no! I didn't expect this! 458 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:32,083 Well, it's a dirty room full of junk, what did you expect? 459 00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:35,833 I was expecting something horrible, yet interesting. 460 00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:39,417 Some ghastly clue that would advance the plot. 461 00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:43,250 The world doesn't have a plot. Things just happen, one after another. 462 00:28:43,292 --> 00:28:47,750 Pfft! There's always a plot. You just have to know where to look. 463 00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:51,500 Ha! That's it! A secret passage, of course! 464 00:28:51,542 --> 00:28:54,208 Everyone, look for the entrance to the secret passage! 465 00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:56,292 What does a secret passage look like? 466 00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:59,167 Well, it won't look like one, of course! 467 00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:03,458 Oh, well, in that case, I can see dozens of secret passages. 468 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:06,333 Er, I don't know how to look for something 469 00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:09,250 that doesn't look like the thing I'm looking for. 470 00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:11,625 Agh! I know it's a rather daring idea, 471 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:14,500 but suppose there might not be a secret passage? 472 00:29:14,542 --> 00:29:16,583 There has to be! But they're hard to find. 473 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,875 And then you give up, 474 00:29:18,917 --> 00:29:23,125 and it's when you give up and lean against... that wall, 475 00:29:23,167 --> 00:29:26,875 that you inadvertently operate the secret switch! 476 00:29:29,917 --> 00:29:31,375 Huh... 477 00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:36,292 I'll just rest my arm innocently on this coat hook. 478 00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:40,375 And look! A sudden door in the wall miraculously... 479 00:29:40,417 --> 00:29:41,792 ..fails to appear! 480 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:44,042 Clearly, certain villains totally fail to know 481 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,292 how to design a proper secret passage. 482 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,917 Keith, look! 483 00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:53,667 Hey! Why is there a rat hole in a rat-catchers' building? 484 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:56,958 I wouldn't come near this place if I were a rat. 485 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,625 Yes! That often happens in stories! 486 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:03,750 The stupid person comes up with the good idea by accident! 487 00:30:05,292 --> 00:30:07,417 There's a sort of little lever in there. 488 00:30:07,458 --> 00:30:10,708 I'll give it a... push. 489 00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:12,625 Agh! 490 00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:16,125 A trap door! Quite well-hidden. No wonder we didn't see it! 491 00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:19,458 Keith! Are you all right? Not hurt! 492 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:21,083 Much. 493 00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:23,000 It's a sort of a cellar. 494 00:30:23,042 --> 00:30:25,625 I'm all right because I landed on my head. 495 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:30,167 Here's a ladder. Why didn't you use it? 496 00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:33,833 I was unable to take advantage of it on account of... 497 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:36,500 ..falling past it. 498 00:30:36,542 --> 00:30:38,083 Where's my hat? 499 00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:39,708 Ahh! 500 00:30:57,333 --> 00:31:00,458 Oh, my goodness! Huh? 501 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,667 Food! 502 00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:10,625 Smoked ham! 503 00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:15,083 Mmm! So good! 504 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,417 Wow! Over here! 505 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:19,625 I found the bakery section! 506 00:31:19,667 --> 00:31:22,958 So they are stealing food... 507 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,375 ..mostly at night, 508 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:30,000 for some undetermined purpose. 509 00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:32,125 Those are the best mysteries! 510 00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:35,917 The more they are solved, the more mysterious they get. 511 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,708 All right, speak up. Agh! 512 00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:46,917 Just say a few words. Or a poem maybe? What about a lim... 513 00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:49,000 Agh! Peaches! 514 00:31:49,042 --> 00:31:54,125 It's you! Put me down! Do you mind? Oh! Of course! 515 00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:56,042 Keith! Sardines! We're in... 516 00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:59,833 Ah, don't worry, I know everything! 517 00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:04,792 We're in trouble! You won't believe what we've found! 518 00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:07,417 I did ask you if you could talk, didn't I? Yes, you did, but... 519 00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:09,667 I'm quite vigilant about asking, you know. 520 00:32:09,708 --> 00:32:11,875 Yes, yes! You've made your point! I believe you! 521 00:32:11,917 --> 00:32:15,333 But we're still in trouble! Why? What's wrong? 522 00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:21,917 Mr Clicky? 523 00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:26,333 What are you doing here? When I get my hands on that wind-up toy... 524 00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:28,708 Darktan! Are you hurt? 525 00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:30,833 Ugh! 526 00:32:30,875 --> 00:32:33,542 Pfffff! Just my pride. 527 00:32:33,583 --> 00:32:35,000 Here, 528 00:32:35,042 --> 00:32:36,750 let me handle this. 529 00:32:36,792 --> 00:32:40,333 Where is he? I will crush that useless piece of tin! 530 00:32:42,208 --> 00:32:44,125 Stop! 531 00:32:44,167 --> 00:32:46,458 I just want to talk to ya. It won't hurt! 532 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:50,958 Well, it will just a little! Back off, Mr Too Many Belts! 533 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,542 It's not cool to pick on the little guys. 534 00:32:53,583 --> 00:32:55,708 He had one job to do! 535 00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:59,125 You're safe with me now. 536 00:33:02,417 --> 00:33:04,958 Huh. So this is what they do. Yeah. 537 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:10,458 This is new. Insidious. These traps, very cleverly designed. 538 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,625 It would have to be to capture you! 539 00:33:12,667 --> 00:33:15,167 They are designed to take us prisoner. 540 00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:17,375 Prisoner? What for? 541 00:33:17,417 --> 00:33:20,208 That's pretty much our business, 542 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,833 don't you think? 543 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:25,083 I knew you were a part of this! Ha! 544 00:33:25,125 --> 00:33:28,333 Tell us a story, story-telling girl! 545 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:31,667 You're stealing food, somehow, for some reason. 546 00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:36,000 To feed the rats you've captured, maybe, and must be hiding somewhere. 547 00:33:36,042 --> 00:33:39,125 You don't need to be clever to see that this is a bad situation 548 00:33:39,167 --> 00:33:41,250 and might need running away from quite soon. 549 00:33:41,292 --> 00:33:43,833 ..so that's why the food went missing. Get them! 550 00:33:45,042 --> 00:33:48,250 Come here! Such as now. 551 00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:53,250 Oh, you think Malicia is the only person who can comment on the story? 552 00:33:57,083 --> 00:34:00,792 Well, she thinks the story is about her, but it's not. 553 00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:04,917 Check out the title if you harbour any doubts. 554 00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:10,000 Oh, I hate cats! 555 00:34:10,042 --> 00:34:13,000 Rats served on a silver platter! 556 00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:15,292 Get that thing off my foot! Boss Man will be very happy! 557 00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:19,958 And now the kids! 558 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,708 Let go of me! Go and tie 'em up somewhere. Let go! 559 00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:26,625 Hey, look! The rat. Why is it wearing a hat? Hm? 560 00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:29,750 Huh! 561 00:34:29,792 --> 00:34:31,708 Billy, look at that! A show-rat! 562 00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:37,292 Oh, don't look at me like that, like I'm abandoning my friends. 563 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:41,917 I'm a cat, and cats choose their battles wisely! 564 00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:45,292 Hey, Billy! He'd be good for the pit. 565 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:50,458 We'll call him The Rat With the Hat! 566 00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:10,625 What are they keeping us for? Normally, a rat is trapped 567 00:35:10,667 --> 00:35:12,167 and then... 568 00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:15,125 What's so funny, Dangerous Beans? 569 00:35:15,167 --> 00:35:18,958 Maurice! I knew you wouldn't let us down, old friend! 570 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,208 I've always said, "We can depend on Maurice." 571 00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:25,167 Never a doubt. Mm. Right. 572 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:29,417 I saw you rush off to start looking for us, even before we were caught! 573 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,667 Ooh! Hey! 574 00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:37,417 So, what's your plan? First, we get out of here.Excellent. 575 00:35:37,458 --> 00:35:39,958 Then get as far away from this town as possible. 576 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,583 Yeah. After we rescue Sardines. 577 00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:44,958 You left out that part. Yes. 578 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,792 An oversight. Let me go over it again. 579 00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:48,708 First, we get out of here, 580 00:35:48,750 --> 00:35:52,042 then... Ahem! Plus the boy and the girl. 581 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:55,542 They're tied up in another cellar. We have to rescue them, too. 582 00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:57,667 Oh! Humans, you know! 583 00:35:57,708 --> 00:36:00,875 They'll eventually work it all out, deals will be struck! 584 00:36:00,917 --> 00:36:03,917 We have to find out where they took Sardines. 585 00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:07,125 Perhaps you heard them mention... the pit? 586 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:12,833 I was in a place once, a storage building. 587 00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:17,292 Some men came in and put a big round wall in the middle of the floor 588 00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:20,500 and called it... the pit.' 589 00:36:20,542 --> 00:36:24,792 They had a box of rats and tipped them into the ring 590 00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:29,167 and then then they put in the dogs. Terriers. '' 591 00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:31,167 The rats fought the dogs? 592 00:36:31,208 --> 00:36:32,625 Fought? No. 593 00:36:32,667 --> 00:36:36,750 Mostly they ran around and around. It's called rat coursing. 594 00:36:36,792 --> 00:36:39,417 How is it we've never heard of this? 595 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:42,500 Because there wouldn't be any rats left to tell you. 596 00:36:47,917 --> 00:36:50,542 Right, then. 597 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:55,917 Peaches, Dangerous Beans, Maurice, you go free up Keith and Malicia. 598 00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:58,708 Nourishing, Special Offer, Delicious In-Brine, 599 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:02,167 we rescue Sardines. His trail will be easy to follow. 600 00:37:04,417 --> 00:37:07,667 He was widdling the entire way. 601 00:37:17,917 --> 00:37:20,500 So, let's go over it again, shall we? 602 00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:23,542 You don't have a knife of any kind? 603 00:37:23,583 --> 00:37:28,292 None. Or some handy matches that could burn through the rope? 604 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:29,917 No. Sorry. 605 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:33,458 Did you even look? I looked! 606 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:42,083 You know, in many ways, 607 00:37:42,125 --> 00:37:44,375 I don't think the plot of this adventure 608 00:37:44,417 --> 00:37:47,292 has been properly structured. 609 00:37:49,417 --> 00:37:52,083 Rrrrgh! 610 00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:14,333 Keep the pace! 611 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:21,292 All right, I'm running out of patience. 612 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:24,125 I'm gonna start to reach here. 613 00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:29,333 This would be the ideal time for you to discover your secret powers! 614 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:33,000 Oh! Great idea! Ah, yeah! 615 00:38:33,042 --> 00:38:35,083 Oh...! Yes? I feel... 616 00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:38,125 Huh? Huh? 617 00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:40,708 No. Nothing. 618 00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:43,583 Ugh! Are you sure? 619 00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:47,417 When I first saw you I thought, "He must have some amazing power 620 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:49,375 that will manifest itself when we're in trouble." 621 00:38:49,417 --> 00:38:53,208 "No-one could be that useless, unless it was a disguise!" 622 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:57,292 No! Look, I'm the kind of person heroes aren't. 623 00:38:57,333 --> 00:39:00,167 I'm a cheat, part of a rat scam. 624 00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:01,833 What I do is play music 625 00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:05,167 and I do that pretty well, thank you. 626 00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:08,708 But I am not a hero in disguise. 627 00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:11,250 Sorry to disappoint you. 628 00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:15,333 Oh. 629 00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:18,083 So, you're the commoner 630 00:39:18,125 --> 00:39:21,667 who has to rise to the occasion? 631 00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:24,792 You should've found someone else. 632 00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:26,500 Ow! There's something behind me! 633 00:39:26,542 --> 00:39:29,375 We're gnawing through the ropes! What? Ow! 634 00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:32,792 Hold still! Dangerous Beans! Peaches! 635 00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:38,417 It's about time! Talking animals to the rescue! 636 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:41,417 Unbelievable! This is almost too easy! 637 00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:44,333 Almost like - pfft! - Mr Bunnsy. 638 00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:47,250 Mr Bunnsy? What about Mr Bunnsy? 639 00:39:47,292 --> 00:39:49,542 Oh, those are just books for little kids! 640 00:39:49,583 --> 00:39:52,667 There's a rat and a rabbit and a snake 641 00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:55,000 and they go around having adventures. 642 00:39:55,042 --> 00:40:00,625 They wear clothes and talk to humans and everyone's so nice and cosy. 643 00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:03,042 It is so silly! 644 00:40:03,083 --> 00:40:05,583 My father read them to me when I was a kid.Erm... 645 00:40:05,625 --> 00:40:07,125 I think you'd better stop. 646 00:40:07,167 --> 00:40:11,250 Morris? Of course, now I see how simplistic they are! 647 00:40:11,292 --> 00:40:13,750 No subtext, no social commentary. 648 00:40:13,792 --> 00:40:16,000 Doris the Duck loses a shoe? 649 00:40:16,042 --> 00:40:19,333 You call that narrative tension? Malicia, please stop! What? 650 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:22,083 You knew! YOU KNEW! 651 00:40:22,125 --> 00:40:26,125 There's no island paradise. There never was. 652 00:40:26,167 --> 00:40:29,042 You lied to us! No, I... 653 00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:31,542 Look... No, Peaches, don't! 654 00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:34,667 I never had the heart to tell you. 655 00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:37,958 Peaches, it's all right. No! Peaches! 656 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,833 Peaches? No! 657 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,458 Peaches! Come back! 658 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:45,583 Dangerous Beans, don't... Peaches! 659 00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:49,250 All their hopes... dashed. 660 00:40:49,292 --> 00:40:51,667 Bad cat! BAD CAT! 661 00:40:51,708 --> 00:40:55,625 Oh, I hate this feeling. That you've done something wrong? 662 00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:59,125 No! That I now need to do something good to make up for it. 663 00:40:59,167 --> 00:41:04,333 Like, figure out how to get you two past the rat-catchers. 664 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:07,958 Peaches? 665 00:41:09,708 --> 00:41:12,417 Peaches? 666 00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:14,708 She came this way. 667 00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:19,583 Peaches, please! We can work things out. 668 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:24,042 The book is a lie! You lied to me! 669 00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:28,083 The book is not what matters! It's what we make of it! 670 00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:30,042 Go away! 671 00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:37,917 I don't think we are alone down here. 672 00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:43,708 If you would just stay in one place till I get to you! 673 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:46,042 Leave me alone! 674 00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:54,625 Beans? 675 00:41:54,667 --> 00:41:58,542 Beans? I think there's something else down here! 676 00:42:04,083 --> 00:42:07,500 Peaches! 677 00:42:25,792 --> 00:42:28,750 Bon appetit. 678 00:42:28,792 --> 00:42:31,208 Hey! It's that cat! 679 00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:33,833 Enjoying your last supper? 680 00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:36,167 What? Hey... 681 00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:38,875 What's this? Killalot. 682 00:42:38,917 --> 00:42:41,458 Oh. That sounds bad. What?! 683 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:44,708 How did you... Hey, you stole our poison! 684 00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:48,500 Steal? No, no, no, no, We don't steal. 685 00:42:48,542 --> 00:42:50,042 We just put it somewhere else. 686 00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:53,917 Set that down. That's dangerous stuff! And tell me where you put it. 687 00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:57,375 Well, now that you mention it, I think the cat there 688 00:42:57,417 --> 00:43:00,417 put most of it in the sugar. 689 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:04,375 Oh, I knew that tea tasted funny. 690 00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:08,625 You... Don't even think of hurting us. 691 00:43:08,667 --> 00:43:12,083 We might forget where we left the antidote. 692 00:43:12,125 --> 00:43:14,542 There is no antidote to Killalot! 693 00:43:14,583 --> 00:43:19,500 Oh, but there is. I know a few experts on the topic of rat poison. 694 00:43:19,542 --> 00:43:21,250 Answers. Now. 695 00:43:21,292 --> 00:43:24,917 You caught rats alive and crammed them into cages. Why? 696 00:43:24,958 --> 00:43:28,292 I can feel things happening! 697 00:43:28,333 --> 00:43:30,792 Don't you know anything about poison? 698 00:43:30,833 --> 00:43:35,208 Your stomach won't start to melt for about, oh, 20 minutes? 699 00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:37,167 This is great stuff. 700 00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:40,042 Oh, this is inhuman! 701 00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:44,042 No, it's extremely human. Your poisons do it to rats every day. 702 00:43:44,083 --> 00:43:48,458 Now, tell me about the rats in the cages. 703 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:52,375 At first, we caught a few! For the pit! 704 00:43:52,417 --> 00:43:56,875 Then? We accidentally made a Rat King. 705 00:43:56,917 --> 00:43:59,583 A Rat King? 706 00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:03,375 Is it still alive? I've never seen him afraid before. 707 00:44:03,417 --> 00:44:05,875 IS IT STILL ALIVE?! 708 00:44:05,917 --> 00:44:08,083 Er, w-what is a Rat King? 709 00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:11,167 Rat kings are deadly evil. 710 00:44:11,208 --> 00:44:14,417 A collection of rats, their tails knotted together, and then... 711 00:44:14,458 --> 00:44:18,250 We didn't mean to. We put a handful of rats in a bucket 712 00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:21,958 and later, when we opened the lid... 713 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,125 ..there it was! 714 00:44:26,167 --> 00:44:31,000 The rats, together, their minds merge to form one creature. 715 00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:34,792 It gains consciousness, power, mind power. 716 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:38,292 It can dominate and control others. 717 00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:40,875 This is a game-changer. 718 00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:44,125 A Rat King? No. This is too much. 719 00:44:44,167 --> 00:44:47,583 Oh, wait! Where are you going? 720 00:44:48,958 --> 00:44:50,917 I, erm, 721 00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:54,042 I have to go and warn the others! 722 00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:58,167 Antidote! Antidote, please! 723 00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:02,000 My stomach feels like there's rats running around in it! 724 00:45:02,042 --> 00:45:06,625 You don't deserve it, but we left it in that little cellar downstairs. 725 00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:08,583 I should hurry if I were you. 726 00:45:15,167 --> 00:45:17,083 Me, too! 727 00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:19,125 How much poison did Maurice give them? 728 00:45:19,167 --> 00:45:22,583 You mean the laxative? Lots. Where is it? 729 00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:25,917 But they should be all right if they don't take too much of the antidote. 730 00:45:25,958 --> 00:45:28,458 And what did you leave down there for the antidote? 731 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:31,250 More laxative. 732 00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:34,583 I've got to find a toilet! 733 00:45:34,625 --> 00:45:36,333 Too late. 734 00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:38,417 The laxative was brilliant. 735 00:45:38,458 --> 00:45:42,333 But giving it to them as an antidote, as well, that is... 736 00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:45,250 Clever? Narratively satisfying? 737 00:45:45,292 --> 00:45:46,917 Genius! 738 00:45:46,958 --> 00:45:48,958 The genius part is, 739 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000 I know where to go next. 740 00:45:51,042 --> 00:45:52,833 To the forest! 741 00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:55,042 The Dark Wood? 742 00:45:55,083 --> 00:45:57,917 Well, there are trees and it is dark. 743 00:45:57,958 --> 00:46:02,208 Why? Don't you know? Don't you read? 744 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:04,792 There is only one thing that can control a Rat King. 745 00:46:04,833 --> 00:46:07,292 One! In the entire landscape of literature! 746 00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:10,333 We have to get it or all of us are in real trouble. 747 00:46:10,375 --> 00:46:12,083 What? 748 00:46:12,125 --> 00:46:16,042 The pipe of the Pied Piper. 749 00:46:16,083 --> 00:46:17,958 The real Pied Piper! 750 00:46:30,833 --> 00:46:33,708 You hear the words "Rat King" and you get out of there. 751 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,667 Permanently. That's the rule. 752 00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:39,667 Yep! Lucky me! And what an end to the story! 753 00:46:39,708 --> 00:46:44,167 The Amazing Maurice barely escapes with six of his nine lives. 754 00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:48,000 And these little beauties, of course! 755 00:46:48,042 --> 00:46:52,000 Yep, huge advantage being a cat. 756 00:46:52,042 --> 00:46:57,042 Actually, it's too bad for them they're not cats. 757 00:46:58,208 --> 00:47:01,583 Hey, why am I even thinking about them? 758 00:47:01,625 --> 00:47:04,750 I'm not feeling guilty about this. I'm a cat! 759 00:47:04,792 --> 00:47:08,417 Free to follow my own fate. My next big adventure. 760 00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:09,750 I think I'll go to sea. 761 00:47:09,792 --> 00:47:12,417 Always fancied being a ship's cat. 762 00:47:12,458 --> 00:47:17,125 Might get a little bit sick, I suppose, but I'll get used to it. 763 00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:21,042 What a twist! And it's just getting better! 764 00:47:21,083 --> 00:47:24,292 Malicia? You've been up here three days! 765 00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:26,208 Do you want some dinner? 766 00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:28,958 I'm coming down soon, Dad! I promise! 767 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,750 This is not the behaviour of a normal girl. 768 00:47:31,792 --> 00:47:35,000 Where were we? Oh, yes. Mr Bunnsy. 769 00:47:35,042 --> 00:47:38,708 "Ratty Rupert was the bravest rat there ever was." 770 00:47:38,750 --> 00:47:40,958 "Everyone in Furry Bottom said so." 771 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:45,292 "So he was sent to find Mr Bunnsy." 772 00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:49,833 "Little did he know what was waiting for him." 773 00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:12,500 This must be it. Ten rats in 32 seconds! 774 00:48:12,542 --> 00:48:15,417 Come on, give me a hand. 775 00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:18,542 That's a smidgen over three seconds per rat! 776 00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:22,583 Let's hear it for The Blitz From Bad Blintz! 777 00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:26,875 Billy! 778 00:48:26,917 --> 00:48:30,375 Sardines is not far. 779 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:42,625 - Ready for the next round? - Yes! 780 00:48:42,667 --> 00:48:44,417 Give it up for... 781 00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:48,417 ..Jacko! 782 00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:51,958 Are you ready 783 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,250 to rattle? 784 00:48:54,292 --> 00:48:57,667 How long will they last? 785 00:48:59,958 --> 00:49:04,542 Oh, no! This is even worse than Maurice told! 786 00:49:04,583 --> 00:49:09,042 Sardines is dog food. Idiots! Work together! 787 00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:11,792 You could strip that fleabag to the bone! 788 00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:16,208 That was a quick one! 789 00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:20,917 Six rats in 28 seconds! Good boy! 790 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,375 All right, folks! 791 00:49:22,417 --> 00:49:26,375 For tonight's main event, we've got a real treat for you! 792 00:49:26,417 --> 00:49:29,708 You won't have seen a rat like this before. 793 00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:33,917 We call him The Rat With the Hat! 794 00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:38,833 Sardines! 795 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:40,792 Your fans are waiting! 796 00:49:43,667 --> 00:49:47,083 Showtime! 797 00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:50,583 And here is the legendary champion, 798 00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:54,250 Brute the Cute! 799 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:56,958 Aww! 800 00:50:01,917 --> 00:50:05,167 He doesn't stand a chance! All right, all right, calm down! 801 00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:09,125 We do the Rubber-String-Thing! You know what to do! 802 00:50:09,167 --> 00:50:12,458 Everyone get into position! Um, rubber-string... what? 803 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:15,542 You, come here! Attach the string! Me? 804 00:50:15,583 --> 00:50:18,125 I don't know if I can... Quick! Do it! 805 00:50:18,167 --> 00:50:20,708 OK! All right! 806 00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:25,042 Ten dollars he won't last a second! 807 00:50:25,083 --> 00:50:26,625 Fight! 808 00:50:26,667 --> 00:50:29,167 Oof! 809 00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:42,667 Huh? 810 00:50:42,708 --> 00:50:46,333 Get it done! Double the pressure, half the speed! 811 00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:49,292 ♪ Dip-a-doo-ba-da, boo! 812 00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:53,500 What is the rat doing? The Charleston, I think. 813 00:50:53,542 --> 00:50:55,667 Hurry up! Wait! 814 00:50:55,708 --> 00:50:58,292 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-da, baa! ♪ 815 00:50:58,333 --> 00:51:01,583 Now or never! Nearly done! Come on! Got it! 816 00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:05,708 Sardines, here I come...! 817 00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:07,708 I-I... Oh, YOU! 818 00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:09,667 I thought that I would... 819 00:51:11,125 --> 00:51:13,875 Aaaggghhh! 820 00:51:14,875 --> 00:51:18,125 Sardines, we'll get you out of this! 821 00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:20,208 Did the rat just talk? 822 00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:23,833 Don't worry. Stay behind me. 823 00:51:23,875 --> 00:51:26,000 Don't move, I've got you! Huh? 824 00:51:29,042 --> 00:51:32,958 Go on, Brute, get stuck in! 825 00:51:41,875 --> 00:51:43,667 What are you waiting for? 826 00:51:43,708 --> 00:51:46,625 He's not in the right position! 827 00:51:54,667 --> 00:51:57,042 I know, I know... 828 00:51:57,083 --> 00:52:01,083 You've spent your showbusiness career biting rats that ran away. 829 00:52:01,125 --> 00:52:04,375 But rats that fight back... Huh! Huh! 830 00:52:04,417 --> 00:52:06,625 ..they're something new. 831 00:52:06,667 --> 00:52:08,625 Huh? 832 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:12,292 $15 on the talking rat! 833 00:52:16,375 --> 00:52:19,625 Come on, you mutt, or are you gonna chicken out? 834 00:52:19,667 --> 00:52:22,417 Attack! 835 00:52:28,375 --> 00:52:32,208 Ha-ha! Smell ya later. 836 00:52:39,833 --> 00:52:41,458 Watch it! 837 00:52:43,958 --> 00:52:47,125 Oh, yes! A brawl! 838 00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:49,500 $20 on... 839 00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:57,792 Puh! Humans! 840 00:52:58,833 --> 00:53:01,375 Hey, little fella! 841 00:53:01,417 --> 00:53:04,000 Come on, then. 842 00:53:15,917 --> 00:53:17,958 All in one piece? Good. 843 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,042 Thanks, Darktan! Thanks to all of you! 844 00:53:21,083 --> 00:53:22,667 Mm... 845 00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:29,750 Ha! Welcome to the rescue squad! Mission completed! 846 00:53:29,792 --> 00:53:33,167 Let's go! But stay frosty! 847 00:54:07,708 --> 00:54:10,417 What is that, that tune? 848 00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:14,250 Huh? Oh, sorry, was feeling nervous. It helps me... 849 00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:18,750 Agh! ..if I play. Oof! Ow! 850 00:54:18,792 --> 00:54:21,875 Mm, it was nice. 851 00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:29,458 Say, do you have a princess, or someone else you are in love with, 852 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:32,958 who might be impressed by your heroics? 853 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,333 No, I do not. 854 00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:37,667 Oh, that's too bad, 855 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:40,042 otherwise you and I might have been an item. 856 00:54:40,083 --> 00:54:44,583 How could my having someone else mean I'm right for you? 857 00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:48,458 Plot complications! Every story needs them. 858 00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:52,792 If you were doing this for someone else, 859 00:54:52,833 --> 00:54:55,417 I would be the girl right in front of you 860 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:59,042 who's obviously much better for you but you don't see it 861 00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:02,167 and you would realise in the end. 862 00:55:02,208 --> 00:55:06,542 But since there isn't anyone else, I'm not that girl. 863 00:55:08,417 --> 00:55:10,000 Malicia, 864 00:55:10,042 --> 00:55:12,250 this isn't some story. 865 00:55:14,792 --> 00:55:17,875 That's what everyone's been trying to tell you. 866 00:55:19,042 --> 00:55:22,333 Listen, orphan boy, who was probably a changeling fairy 867 00:55:22,375 --> 00:55:24,542 and that's why you can play amazing music, 868 00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:26,458 I'll tell you something! 869 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:28,583 I know about real life. 870 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:30,250 I know people think I'm silly, 871 00:55:30,292 --> 00:55:32,708 but you know what? 872 00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:35,708 Aaaggghhh! 873 00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:38,042 If you don't turn your life into a story, 874 00:55:38,083 --> 00:55:41,875 you become part of someone else's story! 875 00:55:46,875 --> 00:55:50,583 And what if your story doesn't go anywhere? 876 00:55:50,625 --> 00:55:52,917 But it will. It always does. 877 00:55:52,958 --> 00:55:55,333 It has to go somewhere. 878 00:55:58,875 --> 00:56:02,250 There! 879 00:56:29,583 --> 00:56:32,125 There he is! 880 00:56:32,167 --> 00:56:34,667 That's dedication! 881 00:56:34,708 --> 00:56:40,333 He wears his Pied Piper outfit even in his down time. 882 00:56:40,375 --> 00:56:42,917 He looks... 883 00:56:42,958 --> 00:56:45,500 ..somewhat intense! 884 00:56:45,542 --> 00:56:47,708 He did once get upset about an unpaid bill 885 00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:51,250 and magicked an entire town's worth of children into the woods, 886 00:56:51,292 --> 00:56:53,542 never to be found! 887 00:56:53,583 --> 00:56:56,042 And why did you not tell me that 888 00:56:56,083 --> 00:56:58,792 before now? 889 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:02,833 The original fairy tales are the best. 890 00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:06,208 Really quite brutal. 891 00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,167 There it is! 892 00:57:16,208 --> 00:57:18,583 That's the pipe! 893 00:57:33,958 --> 00:57:35,333 Ooh, nice! 894 00:57:39,208 --> 00:57:41,208 Yep. That's it, all right. 895 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:45,667 I bet he has the whole forest under his spell. 896 00:57:46,708 --> 00:57:49,208 Peaches? 897 00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:53,083 Peaches? 898 00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:57,125 Peaches? 899 00:57:59,292 --> 00:58:02,292 'Hello, Dangerous Beans.' 900 00:58:02,333 --> 00:58:04,500 What? 901 00:58:04,542 --> 00:58:08,000 Where are you? Show me! Let me smell you! 902 00:58:08,042 --> 00:58:11,333 'I'm in your head.' What? How? 903 00:58:11,375 --> 00:58:15,000 'See that small tunnel to your right?' 904 00:58:15,042 --> 00:58:17,417 'Enter it.' 905 00:58:18,792 --> 00:58:23,000 'I'm up here, Dangerous Beans.' 906 00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:24,917 'Come to me.' 907 00:58:24,958 --> 00:58:30,083 Why?'Someone I think you know is waiting for you.' 908 00:58:36,083 --> 00:58:39,125 "And as night fell, 909 00:58:39,167 --> 00:58:41,250 Mr Bunnsy remembered, 910 00:58:41,292 --> 00:58:44,583 "There's something terrible 911 00:58:44,625 --> 00:58:47,875 in the Dark Wood!" 912 00:58:49,458 --> 00:58:53,083 Ominous! 913 00:59:15,542 --> 00:59:19,167 Hello, Dangerous Beans. 914 00:59:19,208 --> 00:59:21,417 How do you know my name? 915 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:25,000 I know you better than you might think. 916 00:59:25,042 --> 00:59:29,000 And, oh, the ability to read your thoughts does help. 917 00:59:29,042 --> 00:59:31,792 Where is Peaches? 918 00:59:31,833 --> 00:59:33,417 Safe. 919 00:59:33,458 --> 00:59:35,083 Where is she? 920 00:59:35,125 --> 00:59:40,000 Safe, I said! I'm keeping her quite close. 921 00:59:42,542 --> 00:59:45,833 Oh, don't be afraid! Rather the opposite. 922 00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:48,500 I would like that you would join me. 923 00:59:48,542 --> 00:59:49,667 Join you? 924 00:59:49,708 --> 00:59:53,333 You are a marvel, Dangerous Beans. 925 00:59:53,375 --> 00:59:56,500 You have a mind to rival my own, 926 00:59:56,542 --> 00:59:59,875 a mind that is thoughtful and wise. 927 00:59:59,917 --> 01:00:04,375 A mind that thinks for many rats, not just one. 928 01:00:04,417 --> 01:00:08,792 Oh, I send them out each night to steal food. 929 01:00:08,833 --> 01:00:13,250 The rats grow stronger, the humans grow weaker. 930 01:00:13,292 --> 01:00:18,500 That is the answer to your mystery! 931 01:00:18,542 --> 01:00:24,500 Mm... One mind is only as strong as one mind 932 01:00:24,542 --> 01:00:27,333 and two minds are as strong as two, 933 01:00:27,375 --> 01:00:29,833 but put three minds together... 934 01:00:29,875 --> 01:00:32,583 ..three minds are four minds 935 01:00:32,625 --> 01:00:36,167 and four minds are eight minds... 936 01:00:36,208 --> 01:00:40,958 ..AND EIGHT MINDS ARE... 937 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,417 ..one. 938 01:00:44,542 --> 01:00:47,333 Where is Peaches? 939 01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:52,583 No! Help me! Help! 940 01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:55,500 Peaches! Peaches, I'm here! Help me! It's all right! 941 01:00:55,542 --> 01:00:58,958 It's all right, Peaches, I'm here. Yes. Yes. 942 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,542 You are here. 943 01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:06,208 Well, we want the same things, you and I. 944 01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:08,042 We have plans. 945 01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:12,583 We want the triumph of rats over humans! 946 01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:15,167 I harbour a somewhat different dream. 947 01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:17,500 Individual rats and humans, 948 01:01:17,542 --> 01:01:21,875 living together in peace, respect and harmony. 949 01:01:21,917 --> 01:01:25,917 Like in a story book? 950 01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:31,292 Yes. Exactly like in a story book. 951 01:01:31,333 --> 01:01:35,458 Complete with a happy ending. Meow! 952 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,250 Ugh! 953 01:01:46,167 --> 01:01:49,458 Oh, you want to buy your way out? 954 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:51,792 Hm, something like... 955 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:53,667 ..that! 956 01:01:59,542 --> 01:02:05,125 Agh! Morris! It's Maurice. 957 01:02:05,167 --> 01:02:06,833 Ah, you silly cat! 958 01:02:06,875 --> 01:02:10,417 Let's go! Beans! Come on! 959 01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:13,667 Silly rat... Silly rat... Silly Rat... Silly Rat... 960 01:02:13,708 --> 01:02:17,500 I can force you to join me. 961 01:02:17,542 --> 01:02:21,500 Join me... Join... Join... Join... 962 01:02:21,542 --> 01:02:25,083 You'll never fit through! I'm a cat! If my head fits, 963 01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:27,208 the rest will follow! 964 01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:32,667 It's futile to run when I'm in your heads! 965 01:02:37,083 --> 01:02:40,833 Don't worry! A cat always lands on its feet! 966 01:02:40,875 --> 01:02:43,250 Agh! Aaaggghhh! 967 01:02:45,917 --> 01:02:47,542 Agh! 968 01:02:47,583 --> 01:02:50,833 Oof! 969 01:02:50,875 --> 01:02:52,125 Ah! Maurice! 970 01:02:52,167 --> 01:02:55,000 Amazing Maurice. 971 01:02:55,042 --> 01:02:59,417 We have to get out of here! Get out of town! Fast! 972 01:02:59,458 --> 01:03:01,292 Whoa! Oof! 973 01:03:01,333 --> 01:03:05,000 What about Keith and Malicia? We're dealing with a Rat King! 974 01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:07,167 A Rat King?! Oh, no! 975 01:03:07,208 --> 01:03:09,708 OK, they can catch up. 976 01:03:21,625 --> 01:03:23,875 I'll distract him. You grab the pipe. 977 01:03:23,917 --> 01:03:26,333 What? He's already asleep. 978 01:03:26,375 --> 01:03:29,375 Well, then, I've done my part. 979 01:03:47,792 --> 01:03:51,083 I didn't do it mama, I sw... Mmmmm! 980 01:03:51,125 --> 01:03:53,792 I did... 981 01:04:06,333 --> 01:04:08,417 Wow! 982 01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:10,042 Look out! 983 01:04:10,083 --> 01:04:12,000 Huh? 984 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:17,125 I'm sorry, Mr Piper, but I'm afraid I must insist 985 01:04:17,167 --> 01:04:19,000 that you hand over that pipe. 986 01:04:19,042 --> 01:04:22,292 Oh, now, is that so? 987 01:04:22,333 --> 01:04:23,958 Yes, that is so! 988 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:29,875 Or else I've got this and I'm not afraid to use it! 989 01:04:29,917 --> 01:04:32,042 That's a fork. 990 01:04:32,083 --> 01:04:34,958 A knife would be too sharp to carry around in my bag, 991 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,292 so it makes sense for me to use a fork. 992 01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:39,167 Sir? 993 01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:43,458 Did you really steal a town full of children? 994 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:47,000 Half the things they say about me are not true! 995 01:04:47,042 --> 01:04:49,500 Well, that's a relief! No! 996 01:04:49,542 --> 01:04:52,625 He didn't say which half. Clever girl! 997 01:04:52,667 --> 01:04:57,458 And you look tasty, too! Uh-oh! I think he just told us which half. 998 01:04:57,500 --> 01:05:01,208 Out to the oven, both of you! 999 01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:03,250 Ugh! 1000 01:05:03,292 --> 01:05:06,750 I think he got us! 1001 01:05:09,167 --> 01:05:11,292 Whaaa? The oven? 1002 01:05:11,333 --> 01:05:13,917 This is so Hansel and Gretel. 1003 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,708 Now's about the time 1004 01:05:18,750 --> 01:05:22,500 a character we almost forgot will appear unexpectedly 1005 01:05:22,542 --> 01:05:25,458 to pay his debt and save the day! 1006 01:05:29,167 --> 01:05:33,375 Looks like your story doesn't have a happy end. 1007 01:05:33,417 --> 01:05:37,083 In that case, Keith, 1008 01:05:37,125 --> 01:05:40,667 this would be the perfect moment for you to confess 1009 01:05:40,708 --> 01:05:43,792 how you truly feel about me. 1010 01:05:43,833 --> 01:05:46,667 How I truly feel about you? 1011 01:05:46,708 --> 01:05:48,292 Mm-hm! 1012 01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:53,542 Most of the time, 1013 01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:55,917 fairly annoyed. 1014 01:06:06,542 --> 01:06:09,583 Agh! 1015 01:06:32,167 --> 01:06:38,292 Aaaggghhh... 1016 01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:46,458 I knew I could count on you, Mr Clicky! 1017 01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:48,083 We got it! Let's go! 1018 01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:51,333 Now they have the rare and precious weapon 1019 01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:55,000 to defeat the evil Rat King! 1020 01:06:55,042 --> 01:06:58,417 Everybody, hurry! What's all the fuss about? 1021 01:06:58,458 --> 01:07:00,792 A Rat King? Well, that doesn't sound so bad. 1022 01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:04,667 It is, believe me. We need to beat it pronto. 1023 01:07:04,708 --> 01:07:07,375 A dead end! How do we get out? 1024 01:07:07,417 --> 01:07:10,458 Everybody, calm down! Please! 1025 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:15,250 Quiet! I'm trying to think! 1026 01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:17,708 Agh! 1027 01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:21,292 Hey! Watch it! You watch it! 1028 01:07:22,625 --> 01:07:24,542 One rat can think, right? 1029 01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:26,875 But a bunch of rats is just a big animal 1030 01:07:26,917 --> 01:07:30,000 with lots of legs and no brain. 1031 01:07:31,875 --> 01:07:36,833 As soon as there's trouble, we're just... rats. 1032 01:07:36,875 --> 01:07:40,000 If it's any help, I'm just a cat. 1033 01:07:40,042 --> 01:07:42,667 Oh, you are not "just a cat", Maurice. 1034 01:07:42,708 --> 01:07:46,208 Well, we've always wondered how I got changed, 1035 01:07:46,250 --> 01:07:49,583 even though I never ate any magical rubbish from the wizard's dump. 1036 01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:50,833 Yesss? 1037 01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:54,542 A mystery. Well, er, now might be the time. 1038 01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:57,417 Did you ever know a rat, quite big, one ear missing, 1039 01:07:57,458 --> 01:07:59,792 had a bit of a speech difficulty? 1040 01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:03,292 Oh, that sounds like Additives. Right? 1041 01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:05,125 Oh, no! 1042 01:08:05,167 --> 01:08:08,917 All right! All right! I ate him! 1043 01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:15,042 I hadn't learned to think yet! I was hungry! 1044 01:08:15,083 --> 01:08:17,667 I ate him and then I got changed, too! 1045 01:08:17,708 --> 01:08:21,792 I admit it! It wasn't my fault. I was just a cat. 1046 01:08:21,833 --> 01:08:24,083 Are you sorry? Sorry? 1047 01:08:24,125 --> 01:08:27,125 Cats are never sorry. They never regret anything! 1048 01:08:27,167 --> 01:08:31,167 Except... Except, I do! 1049 01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:34,750 Then, it is all right. Probably. 1050 01:08:34,792 --> 01:08:38,125 Yo, Maurice! Give me a hand! 1051 01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:46,042 Quick! Right, let's get out of here once and for all! 1052 01:08:53,750 --> 01:08:55,708 What's wrong? There... 1053 01:08:55,750 --> 01:08:57,875 Hello there! 1054 01:08:57,917 --> 01:08:59,708 Oh! Retreat! 1055 01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:04,500 Back away, everyone! Oh, please, don't run off! You've just arrived. 1056 01:09:04,542 --> 01:09:07,917 Enough with the masquerade! Show yourself! 1057 01:09:07,958 --> 01:09:10,125 Oh, you want to see me? 1058 01:09:10,167 --> 01:09:11,375 Well, 1059 01:09:11,417 --> 01:09:15,542 here I am! 1060 01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:23,500 Agh! 1061 01:09:48,042 --> 01:09:53,167 Do you see me, white rat, in your misty eyesight? 1062 01:09:54,250 --> 01:09:58,417 Yes, you do see me. 1063 01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:05,542 And now, come to me, 1064 01:10:05,583 --> 01:10:08,333 my little bunnies! 1065 01:10:10,417 --> 01:10:14,083 What is happening? I don't know! 1066 01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:20,083 Busy day? 1067 01:10:22,542 --> 01:10:25,875 No, come on, everyone. You have to fight it! 1068 01:10:25,917 --> 01:10:28,500 He's too strong! 1069 01:10:28,542 --> 01:10:31,333 Maurice, you could get away. 1070 01:10:31,375 --> 01:10:36,333 No! No! I-I would rather stay and stand with my friends. 1071 01:10:36,375 --> 01:10:39,333 Er, no, actually, you could probably get away. What? 1072 01:10:39,375 --> 01:10:43,667 And go get help. But we still give you credit for your noble stance. 1073 01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:45,375 But I... 1074 01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:51,250 Ah, that fluffy tail is probably the last we'll ever see of him. 1075 01:10:51,292 --> 01:10:55,167 Yep.Bye-bye.Good riddance! Ahem! Pardon me! 1076 01:10:55,208 --> 01:10:58,167 Can we continue? Fine. 1077 01:10:58,208 --> 01:11:01,333 Come to me! 1078 01:11:11,667 --> 01:11:13,417 Maurice! Keith! 1079 01:11:13,458 --> 01:11:16,958 We've got the Pied Piper's pipe and we're headed back to town. 1080 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:20,167 Good! I'm off to find Keith and Malicia 1081 01:11:20,208 --> 01:11:22,542 and lead them back to battle the Rat King! 1082 01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:27,542 Yes! Go! Go! Right! Go! Go! OK, bye! 1083 01:11:32,667 --> 01:11:35,708 Yeah, let's call that a heat-of-the-moment fail. 1084 01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:40,750 Yes, that never happened. Let's never mention that, ever, to anyone. 1085 01:11:40,792 --> 01:11:44,500 Deal! So one more time. 1086 01:11:44,542 --> 01:11:46,583 Maurice! We have the pipe! 1087 01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:49,833 The Rat King is on the attack! Follow me! 1088 01:11:56,042 --> 01:11:58,917 Come! 1089 01:11:58,958 --> 01:12:01,292 COME! 1090 01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:05,375 Hey, watch out! Oh, no! 1091 01:12:05,417 --> 01:12:09,250 Together, we will be strong! 1092 01:12:09,292 --> 01:12:11,583 Oh, no! 1093 01:12:11,625 --> 01:12:13,500 I got you! 1094 01:12:13,542 --> 01:12:16,125 Your offer is interesting, 1095 01:12:16,167 --> 01:12:18,708 but what of those who aren't strong? 1096 01:12:21,292 --> 01:12:23,708 Agh! 1097 01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:26,250 Delicious! This tickles! 1098 01:12:26,292 --> 01:12:33,250 Delicious indeed! The weak are food. That is how it has always been. 1099 01:12:33,292 --> 01:12:35,833 A-ha-ha! Things are becoming clearer. 1100 01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:39,250 No! Ugh! Fight him! For our lives! 1101 01:12:39,292 --> 01:12:41,208 For our future! 1102 01:12:41,250 --> 01:12:46,000 Yes, join us! I have great plans! 1103 01:12:46,042 --> 01:12:51,125 You only have plans! Well, I have dreams! 1104 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:52,875 You defy me? 1105 01:12:52,917 --> 01:12:55,167 Excuse me?! What was that? 1106 01:12:56,417 --> 01:12:58,083 Over here! 1107 01:12:58,125 --> 01:13:02,750 You?! Mayor's daughter, ya foolish child! 1108 01:13:02,792 --> 01:13:04,917 Will you please be quiet? 1109 01:13:04,958 --> 01:13:09,417 What? Your voice, it's so loud! Just shut up! 1110 01:13:09,458 --> 01:13:11,833 I'm trying to hear the music. 1111 01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:13,250 Music? 1112 01:13:13,292 --> 01:13:15,042 That's right. Music. 1113 01:13:15,083 --> 01:13:18,000 A collection of tonal vibrations of varying durations, 1114 01:13:18,042 --> 01:13:19,250 arranged in a pleasant, 1115 01:13:19,292 --> 01:13:22,000 some might even say compelling, order. 1116 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:44,292 No! No! Agh! 1117 01:13:46,708 --> 01:13:49,875 Malicia, are you sure this is going to work? 1118 01:13:49,917 --> 01:13:53,292 But of course. You just wait. 1119 01:14:07,417 --> 01:14:12,417 Humans... Humans are the vermin of this world. 1120 01:14:12,458 --> 01:14:14,958 Aaaggghhh! 1121 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,708 Keith! 1122 01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:20,583 Humans have tortured and poisoned and killed, 1123 01:14:20,625 --> 01:14:25,375 and all of that is now given form in me. 1124 01:14:25,417 --> 01:14:29,292 We must live alongside the humans! 1125 01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:32,750 They trap and course us for pleasure. 1126 01:14:32,792 --> 01:14:37,333 We will teach them to respect who we are. Arrrgh! 1127 01:14:37,375 --> 01:14:39,875 Oh, yes, we will. 1128 01:14:39,917 --> 01:14:42,333 With fear! 1129 01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:45,167 Keith! Keith! Keith! 1130 01:14:45,208 --> 01:14:46,250 Oy! Keith! 1131 01:14:46,292 --> 01:14:49,333 Oh, why didn't it work? 1132 01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:52,083 Keith, this is your story arc. 1133 01:14:52,125 --> 01:14:54,250 Remember what you've learned and use it! 1134 01:14:54,292 --> 01:14:57,542 But I haven't learned anything! 1135 01:14:57,583 --> 01:15:00,750 Go get him! Ugh! OK! 1136 01:15:00,792 --> 01:15:04,083 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Nourishing! 1137 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,292 This suuuucks! 1138 01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:08,083 Ugh! 1139 01:15:08,125 --> 01:15:09,583 Whaaaa! 1140 01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:12,250 Oof! Ugh! 1141 01:15:12,292 --> 01:15:13,875 Sardines! Stop! 1142 01:15:13,917 --> 01:15:18,125 I'm taking my final bow! 1143 01:15:18,167 --> 01:15:19,875 Ugh! 1144 01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:25,375 And we would rule that rat world together, 1145 01:15:25,417 --> 01:15:26,542 would we? 1146 01:15:26,583 --> 01:15:29,292 We would... co-operate. 1147 01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:33,083 Yeah, right! You co-operate, he rules! 1148 01:15:33,125 --> 01:15:35,833 Smart cat. 1149 01:15:37,625 --> 01:15:42,083 The stupid kid is making me seriously angry! 1150 01:15:42,125 --> 01:15:44,708 One moment. 1151 01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:50,542 Oh, you really shouldn't have! 1152 01:15:51,625 --> 01:15:53,625 You obviously do not know 1153 01:15:53,667 --> 01:15:56,792 how a proper showdown ends for the bad guy! 1154 01:15:56,833 --> 01:15:58,083 You'll be... 1155 01:15:58,125 --> 01:16:01,167 ..destroyed! Malicia! 1156 01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:03,958 You talk too much! 1157 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:07,167 Now, where were we? Oh, yes. 1158 01:16:07,208 --> 01:16:10,458 Join me! 1159 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:12,542 Malicia? 1160 01:16:12,583 --> 01:16:13,917 Mm? 1161 01:16:16,667 --> 01:16:18,583 Keith! 1162 01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:23,708 I'm sorry, the pipe, it's not working. 1163 01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:27,625 It's not the pipe, stupid. 1164 01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:28,917 Huh? 1165 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:33,125 Just play. 1166 01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:38,583 OK. 1167 01:16:38,625 --> 01:16:41,250 You will obey me! 1168 01:16:41,292 --> 01:16:44,000 Never! 1169 01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:48,667 Then, feel my pain! 1170 01:16:58,250 --> 01:17:00,875 Er... Mm... 1171 01:17:00,917 --> 01:17:04,667 W-What's that? 1172 01:17:04,708 --> 01:17:07,042 Oh, it's, er... 1173 01:17:07,083 --> 01:17:09,542 You! 1174 01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:10,917 Huh? 1175 01:17:10,958 --> 01:17:15,292 What are you doing? Where are you going? 1176 01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:19,000 Uh! Uh! No, no! Enough! Enough! 1177 01:17:19,042 --> 01:17:21,375 Enough! 1178 01:17:21,417 --> 01:17:26,083 Ahh, it's beautiful! 1179 01:17:28,250 --> 01:17:32,792 Sweet music! 1180 01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:37,333 Sweet, sweet music. 1181 01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:41,792 Over here! Hurry! 1182 01:17:41,833 --> 01:17:44,958 Everybody, this way, fast! 1183 01:17:47,208 --> 01:17:50,625 Looks like someone discovered his secret power. 1184 01:18:08,583 --> 01:18:11,417 That is beyond ugly! 1185 01:18:11,458 --> 01:18:14,417 Well played, Piper. 1186 01:18:14,458 --> 01:18:20,458 Well played! But your music cannot break... 1187 01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:22,708 ..me! 1188 01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:38,875 Come now, Dangerous Beans. It is time. 1189 01:18:38,917 --> 01:18:42,792 No! You are nothing but darkness! 1190 01:18:42,833 --> 01:18:46,208 And you are nothing but a rat! 1191 01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,125 I am more than a rat! 1192 01:18:48,167 --> 01:18:51,875 If I am not more than a rat, 1193 01:18:51,917 --> 01:18:54,542 I am nothing at all! 1194 01:18:54,583 --> 01:18:58,375 Then, be... 1195 01:18:58,417 --> 01:19:00,625 ..nothing. 1196 01:19:00,667 --> 01:19:01,833 Agh! 1197 01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:10,667 Maurice, my friend, 1198 01:19:10,708 --> 01:19:14,375 maybe now it's a good time to be... 1199 01:19:15,250 --> 01:19:17,667 ..just a cat. 1200 01:19:20,875 --> 01:19:23,125 You see, 1201 01:19:23,167 --> 01:19:26,167 the Amazing Maurice, that's me, 1202 01:19:26,208 --> 01:19:29,625 had longed to be a proper cat for months. 1203 01:19:29,667 --> 01:19:34,917 I have so much bottled-up ancestral fight and viciousness 1204 01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:40,000 flowing through my veins, it sparks off my claws! 1205 01:19:43,333 --> 01:19:47,375 The Rat King sends all of his power, 1206 01:19:47,417 --> 01:19:51,458 enough to bring down a tiger! 1207 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:55,375 But now, just for a few seconds, 1208 01:19:55,417 --> 01:19:58,875 this particular cat could bring down a tiger 1209 01:19:58,917 --> 01:20:01,542 all on... 1210 01:20:01,583 --> 01:20:04,375 ..his own! 1211 01:20:05,667 --> 01:20:08,208 Eurgh! 1212 01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:12,958 Rrrggghhh! 1213 01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:36,792 Beans! No! 1214 01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:38,625 Did you save him? 1215 01:20:38,667 --> 01:20:41,000 I tried to save him. 1216 01:20:43,917 --> 01:20:45,833 Beans? 1217 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:48,750 Beans?! Dangerous Beans? 1218 01:20:48,792 --> 01:20:51,292 Please, no! 1219 01:21:12,958 --> 01:21:16,667 Bone Rat. Also known as The Grim Squeaker. 1220 01:21:16,708 --> 01:21:20,292 You've come for Dangerous Beans, I suppose? 1221 01:21:20,333 --> 01:21:23,958 No. After all we've been through? Not gonna happen! 1222 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,667 Argh! 1223 01:21:29,250 --> 01:21:31,792 All right, mister, 1224 01:21:31,833 --> 01:21:33,542 let's hear you talk. 1225 01:21:33,583 --> 01:21:36,625 I'll give you one chance. Unnn! 1226 01:21:38,292 --> 01:21:43,250 Desist from attacking my associate, Morris. 1227 01:21:43,292 --> 01:21:44,542 That's Mauriiiiice! 1228 01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:46,583 Yes, sir! Mr Death! 1229 01:21:46,625 --> 01:21:48,500 Yes, at once, sir. 1230 01:21:48,542 --> 01:21:49,917 Oof! 1231 01:21:51,833 --> 01:21:55,667 Good to see you again, Morris. 1232 01:21:55,708 --> 01:21:58,625 Hello, sir. Good to see you again, too. 1233 01:21:58,667 --> 01:22:02,542 How many lives do you have left now? Erm... 1234 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:07,708 Lemme think. Er, six, sir! Six. Very definitely six lives, sir. 1235 01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:12,208 But you were run over by a cart only last month, weren't you? 1236 01:22:12,250 --> 01:22:15,708 Oh, that, sir? No. Buh-Barely grazed me. 1237 01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:19,167 Got away with hardly a scratch, sir. Exactly. 1238 01:22:19,208 --> 01:22:21,958 O-Oh. Oh, I... Yeah. I see. 1239 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:26,292 That makes five lives, Morris. 1240 01:22:27,917 --> 01:22:30,583 Sir, please, 1241 01:22:30,625 --> 01:22:32,500 take two of my lives. 1242 01:22:32,542 --> 01:22:35,000 I would give an extra one in exchange for the life 1243 01:22:35,042 --> 01:22:37,083 of this brave little rat. 1244 01:22:37,125 --> 01:22:43,000 That is very un-cat-like of you, Morris. I'm amazed. 1245 01:22:43,042 --> 01:22:45,625 Well, I'm pretty shocked too, sir. 1246 01:22:45,667 --> 01:22:49,333 It's just that this one is special. 1247 01:22:49,375 --> 01:22:53,333 Wise and inspiring. 1248 01:22:53,375 --> 01:22:56,458 Your request will be granted. 1249 01:22:56,500 --> 01:23:00,583 We came for two lives and two we will take. 1250 01:23:00,625 --> 01:23:03,958 The balance is preserved. 1251 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:05,875 Thank you, sir! 1252 01:23:05,917 --> 01:23:10,000 Oh, sir? I'm not gonna remember all this, am I, sir? 1253 01:23:10,042 --> 01:23:12,917 Because that would just be too embarrassing. 1254 01:23:12,958 --> 01:23:15,250 Of course not, Morris. 1255 01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:22,750 Beans! 1256 01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:25,500 Beans! 1257 01:23:25,542 --> 01:23:28,917 Please say something! 1258 01:23:29,958 --> 01:23:31,792 Beans? 1259 01:23:31,833 --> 01:23:34,792 Don't leave me! 1260 01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:37,125 Beans... 1261 01:23:37,167 --> 01:23:40,875 Dangerous Beans! 1262 01:23:40,917 --> 01:23:43,167 I thought you were dead! 1263 01:23:43,208 --> 01:23:45,917 I thought so, too! 1264 01:23:50,250 --> 01:23:52,333 What? 1265 01:23:57,875 --> 01:24:00,125 Hey! Ah! 1266 01:24:01,375 --> 01:24:04,208 See, the couple of a story has to kiss 1267 01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:07,250 whenever there are people celebrating around them. 1268 01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:10,583 But this is real life? 1269 01:24:10,625 --> 01:24:12,333 And a story. 1270 01:24:12,375 --> 01:24:15,083 Our story. 1271 01:24:16,167 --> 01:24:18,542 Well, in that case... 1272 01:24:18,583 --> 01:24:20,125 Whoa! 1273 01:24:20,167 --> 01:24:21,917 Mmmm! 1274 01:24:24,417 --> 01:24:25,542 Mwah! 1275 01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:30,208 Mm... 1276 01:24:35,750 --> 01:24:39,708 Maurice, is that a purr? 1277 01:24:46,167 --> 01:24:51,375 "Ratty Rupert saved the day, and Mr Bunnsy's hide!" 1278 01:24:51,417 --> 01:24:53,917 "Well done, Ratty Rupert!" 1279 01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:58,167 ..cried the animals of Furry Bottom. 1280 01:25:00,875 --> 01:25:04,958 And that is how the story of Mr Bunnsy ends. 1281 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:08,625 "But how does our story end?" you might ask yourself. 1282 01:25:08,667 --> 01:25:11,250 Well, in the end, 1283 01:25:11,292 --> 01:25:14,750 our story is all about... 1284 01:25:14,792 --> 01:25:16,750 ♪ Rats! 1285 01:25:16,792 --> 01:25:18,625 ♪ You've... got... 1286 01:25:18,667 --> 01:25:22,208 ♪ ..rats! ♪ 1287 01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:26,500 Bad Blintz has become a tourist attraction! 1288 01:25:26,542 --> 01:25:28,708 Ta-da! 1289 01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:34,208 People travel from miles around to visit. 1290 01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:40,417 And buy the souvenir mugs and stuffed toys 1291 01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:43,750 and other things which have no use whatsoever, 1292 01:25:43,792 --> 01:25:46,042 other than to be bought and taken home. 1293 01:25:46,083 --> 01:25:49,875 There you go, dear! The famine is over 1294 01:25:49,917 --> 01:25:53,542 and there's plenty of food for everyone! 1295 01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:57,292 And once a day, the town's Pied Piper, 1296 01:25:57,333 --> 01:26:00,333 whose name is Keith and, actually, who kisses rather well, 1297 01:26:00,375 --> 01:26:02,375 plays his pipes, 1298 01:26:02,417 --> 01:26:05,375 and the rats dance to the music in a conga line. 1299 01:26:05,417 --> 01:26:08,500 Ah, Mr Clicky, my lad. 1300 01:26:08,542 --> 01:26:12,417 How's the family today? 1301 01:26:12,458 --> 01:26:15,333 The rats have a town of their own 1302 01:26:15,375 --> 01:26:18,250 and get free use of the library. 1303 01:26:18,292 --> 01:26:22,083 And even send their little rats to school. 1304 01:26:22,125 --> 01:26:25,417 In other words, rodents live happily, 1305 01:26:25,458 --> 01:26:28,333 side by side, with people. 1306 01:26:28,375 --> 01:26:34,125 Just how Peaches once dreamed it would be. 1307 01:26:34,167 --> 01:26:38,875 Due to the efforts of Maurice, the Amazing Maurice, 1308 01:26:38,917 --> 01:26:43,375 and his educated rodents! 1309 01:26:44,917 --> 01:26:47,250 But mostly... 1310 01:26:47,292 --> 01:26:48,833 ..me! 1311 01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:52,083 Meow! 1312 01:27:01,833 --> 01:27:04,458 ♪ Hey, what you doing? 1313 01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:06,750 ♪ I got a pocketful of rhythm for you 1314 01:27:06,792 --> 01:27:10,667 ♪ And if you don't know what it is you should do with it 1315 01:27:10,708 --> 01:27:14,583 ♪ Follow me 1316 01:27:14,625 --> 01:27:17,208 ♪ Hey, where you going? 1317 01:27:17,250 --> 01:27:20,417 ♪ I see you looking for your light but you're glowing 1318 01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:22,917 ♪ But if you take a look inside then you'll know 1319 01:27:22,958 --> 01:27:24,958 ♪ It's gonna set you free 1320 01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:26,458 ♪ Set you free 1321 01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:30,167 ♪ Oh, sometimes we get it right ♪ Ah, ah... 1322 01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:33,208 ♪ And we all get it wrong ♪ Ah, ah... 1323 01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:36,458 ♪ But you're always gonna fail 1324 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:40,750 ♪ At being someone that you're not, so... 1325 01:27:40,792 --> 01:27:42,292 ♪ Be yourself 1326 01:27:42,333 --> 01:27:43,875 ♪ Cos everybody else 1327 01:27:43,917 --> 01:27:45,625 ♪ Is taking 1328 01:27:45,667 --> 01:27:47,208 ♪ And everybody else 1329 01:27:47,250 --> 01:27:50,250 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1330 01:27:50,292 --> 01:27:52,458 ♪ Be yourself 1331 01:27:53,500 --> 01:27:55,167 ♪ Be yourself 1332 01:27:55,208 --> 01:27:56,708 ♪ Cos everybody else 1333 01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:58,458 ♪ Is taking 1334 01:27:58,500 --> 01:27:59,875 ♪ And everybody else 1335 01:27:59,917 --> 01:28:03,042 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1336 01:28:03,083 --> 01:28:07,167 ♪ Be yourself-elf-elf-elf! 1337 01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:14,167 ♪ Hey, it's been too long 1338 01:28:14,208 --> 01:28:17,458 ♪ And you've been sticking out in places you don't belong 1339 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:20,208 ♪ But when you find the melody of your own song 1340 01:28:20,250 --> 01:28:21,917 ♪ Well, sing along 1341 01:28:21,958 --> 01:28:23,458 ♪ Sing along 1342 01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:27,000 ♪ Oh, sometimes we get it right ♪ Ah, ah... 1343 01:28:27,042 --> 01:28:30,125 ♪ And we all get it wrong ♪ Ah, ah... 1344 01:28:30,167 --> 01:28:33,375 ♪ But you're always gonna fail 1345 01:28:33,417 --> 01:28:37,417 ♪ At being someone that you're not, so... 1346 01:28:37,458 --> 01:28:39,083 ♪ Be yourself 1347 01:28:39,125 --> 01:28:40,542 ♪ Cos everybody else 1348 01:28:40,583 --> 01:28:42,333 ♪ Is taking 1349 01:28:42,375 --> 01:28:43,792 ♪ And everybody else 1350 01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:46,958 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1351 01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:49,083 ♪ Be yourself 1352 01:28:50,125 --> 01:28:51,917 ♪ Be yourself 1353 01:28:51,958 --> 01:28:53,333 ♪ Cos everybody else 1354 01:28:53,375 --> 01:28:55,167 ♪ Is taking 1355 01:28:55,208 --> 01:28:56,583 ♪ And everybody else 1356 01:28:56,625 --> 01:28:59,750 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1357 01:28:59,792 --> 01:29:02,958 ♪ Be yourself-elf-elf-elf! 1358 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:05,708 ♪ Be yourself! 1359 01:29:05,750 --> 01:29:09,292 ♪ Oh, be yourself 1360 01:29:09,333 --> 01:29:11,417 ♪ Be yourself 1361 01:29:14,208 --> 01:29:17,250 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1362 01:29:17,292 --> 01:29:19,042 ♪ Be yourself 1363 01:29:19,083 --> 01:29:20,542 ♪ Cos everybody else 1364 01:29:20,583 --> 01:29:22,250 ♪ Is taking 1365 01:29:22,292 --> 01:29:23,750 ♪ And everybody else 1366 01:29:23,792 --> 01:29:26,875 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1367 01:29:26,917 --> 01:29:31,875 ♪ Be yourself 1368 01:29:31,917 --> 01:29:33,333 ♪ Cos everybody else 1369 01:29:33,375 --> 01:29:35,000 ♪ Is taking 1370 01:29:35,042 --> 01:29:36,542 ♪ And everybody else 1371 01:29:36,583 --> 01:29:39,750 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1372 01:29:39,792 --> 01:29:42,875 ♪ Be yourself-elf-elf-elf! 1373 01:29:42,917 --> 01:29:44,833 ♪ Be yourself ♪ 1374 01:29:53,417 --> 01:29:55,667 ♪ After all 1375 01:29:55,708 --> 01:29:57,250 ♪ That we've been through 1376 01:29:57,292 --> 01:30:00,500 ♪ Who'd have thought that we'd be here 1377 01:30:00,542 --> 01:30:03,000 ♪ Take a breath 1378 01:30:03,042 --> 01:30:04,625 ♪ And look around you 1379 01:30:04,667 --> 01:30:07,833 ♪ Can you hear it loud and clear? 1380 01:30:07,875 --> 01:30:11,708 ♪ Did you tell yourself a story? 1381 01:30:11,750 --> 01:30:15,417 ♪ And seen it in your room 1382 01:30:15,458 --> 01:30:20,292 ♪ Cos I told myself a story 1383 01:30:20,333 --> 01:30:23,417 ♪ And I just can't believe that we're living it! 1384 01:30:23,458 --> 01:30:25,583 ♪ Side by side 1385 01:30:25,625 --> 01:30:27,500 ♪ You and I 1386 01:30:27,542 --> 01:30:31,083 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1387 01:30:31,125 --> 01:30:33,125 ♪ I feel like 1388 01:30:33,167 --> 01:30:35,042 ♪ I can fly 1389 01:30:35,083 --> 01:30:38,458 ♪ It's some superpower magic 1390 01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:40,625 ♪ And all my life 1391 01:30:40,667 --> 01:30:42,500 ♪ All my nights 1392 01:30:42,542 --> 01:30:45,958 ♪ I would give them all to you 1393 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:48,125 ♪ Side by side 1394 01:30:48,167 --> 01:30:50,083 ♪ You and I 1395 01:30:50,125 --> 01:30:54,500 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1396 01:30:55,958 --> 01:30:58,167 ♪ I had dreams 1397 01:30:58,208 --> 01:30:59,667 ♪ Of a hero 1398 01:30:59,708 --> 01:31:03,167 ♪ Out of nowhere you appeared 1399 01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:07,125 ♪ Sweet, sweet music all around you 1400 01:31:07,167 --> 01:31:10,500 ♪ Everybody wants to hear 1401 01:31:10,542 --> 01:31:14,375 ♪ Cos I told myself a story 1402 01:31:14,417 --> 01:31:17,333 ♪ And I just can't believe that we're living it! 1403 01:31:17,375 --> 01:31:19,500 ♪ Side by side 1404 01:31:19,542 --> 01:31:22,292 ♪ You and I 1405 01:31:22,333 --> 01:31:25,792 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1406 01:31:25,833 --> 01:31:27,917 ♪ I feel like 1407 01:31:27,958 --> 01:31:29,792 ♪ I can fly 1408 01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:33,167 ♪ It's some superpower magic 1409 01:31:33,208 --> 01:31:35,417 ♪ And all my life 1410 01:31:35,458 --> 01:31:37,292 ♪ All my nights 1411 01:31:37,333 --> 01:31:41,583 ♪ I would give them all to you 1412 01:31:41,625 --> 01:31:43,750 ♪ Side by side 1413 01:31:43,792 --> 01:31:45,625 ♪ You and I 1414 01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:50,167 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1415 01:32:02,083 --> 01:32:05,083 ♪ And I just can't believe that we're living it! 1416 01:32:05,125 --> 01:32:07,292 ♪ Side by side 1417 01:32:07,333 --> 01:32:09,167 ♪ You and I 1418 01:32:09,208 --> 01:32:12,667 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1419 01:32:12,708 --> 01:32:14,667 ♪ I feel like 1420 01:32:14,708 --> 01:32:16,542 ♪ I can fly 1421 01:32:16,583 --> 01:32:20,000 ♪ It's some superpower magic 1422 01:32:20,042 --> 01:32:22,250 ♪ And all my life 1423 01:32:22,292 --> 01:32:24,083 ♪ All my nights 1424 01:32:24,125 --> 01:32:28,667 ♪ I would give them all to you 1425 01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:30,833 ♪ Side by side 1426 01:32:30,875 --> 01:32:32,750 ♪ You and I 1427 01:32:32,792 --> 01:32:37,250 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted ♪ 1428 01:33:05,792 --> 01:33:08,917 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk